The Knee

I keep waiting for a recall

on the knee

with it's accident proneness

and misshapen design

all knobby and clunky

like a crankshaft

on a sleek Aston Martin

it is completely out of place

with the grace of the human form

jutting out asking for trouble

prone to bashes bangs and bruises

painfully attracted to sidewalks

and forever the mortal enemy

of the women's razor